Dear Readers,
Arliegh can go to Hell.
She can suffer and burn in Hell.
She can take an airplane straight to Hell and get off and starve in Hell.
And I want you to help DAMN her!
Thats right, by clicking on where I just wrote "DAMN her" you can cast yer vote in this years St. Cruz (he's dreamy) bicycle competition open to the psycho-public also known as the Hell Ride. Last year a little known man from the Queen City that goes by the moniker Team Dicky won and went out to CalaFornEyeAya and got lost and gnashed his teeth and got poked with a pitchfork and that made Arliegh want to do the same thing. High high mountains with little oxygen and steep descents that go off in each direction towards the souls of the lost and damned, for, it is Hell!
You might be asking, "Mr. Math Teacher, who is this Arliegh you are speaking of?"
SHES THE WRENCH WHO BUILT THE BIKE THAT I RODE ACROSS NORTH AMERICA ON, any more preguntas?
Yeah. Think about it, pray about it, but get your eyes and clickish fingers over to the web site and vote for her to GO TO HELL!
Oh, go to www.arsbars.com to look into her world.
Thanks all, and I know that the 2 to 3 votes this brings her way are going to be the little drops of goodness that make it all happen.
Ill see you in Hell, Arliegh!
2 comments:
Mare,
It is a cruel world for those in SUVs. When you FINALLY get around all the poor people on bikes you get to PornstarBucks/FourBucks just in time to find all yer "holiday" flavored corn syrup gone. Oh well, at least now you have reason to be pissed, and I mean PISSED, Mary Anne Madeira.
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